Some of My Favorite Recent Tweets

Discovered that Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter. He’s already following you. (Via @HankFortener)

“There are only 2 things I can’t stand… People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures & the Dutch.” – Nigel Powers

Heard Debbie refer to “Kirk Johnson” as the Lakers coach. I reminded her that his name is actually “Phil Jackson.” So close! 🙂

Debbie’s so bad with details. She said: “Caleb let the hat out of the box.” She meant to say: “Caleb let the cat out of the bag.” So cute!

Today’s successes can lead to tomorrow’s failures. – theme of “The Innovator’s Dilemma” by Harvard prof. Christensen

“Pedro offers you his protection.” – Napolean Dynamite

Heard Trevi say: “I want to chit chat, but I don’t know what to say.” After we laughed, she said: “Seriously. What should I say?”

New blog post: David Letterman Meets The Batting Stance Guy http://bit.ly/2wLgah

Stephen Colbert to Tom Hanks: “Since u are a fake WWII & Vietnam War vet, I have tremendous imaginary respect for you.”

Trevi asked when I return from work. I told her 6:30pm which is in 11 hrs. She then asked: “How many Spongebob shows is that?” It’s 22. 🙂

Comments
  • ben

    those ARE great. I remember reacting to nearly all of them.

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